WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN (2011) FIVE TOP HATS
Well – here’s another movie I don’t think I can possibly do any justice to. The motto here at THE IPC HQ is to not take anything too seriously (especially myself) but I really don’t think I want to...
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*SPOILERS* This is one of those movies where I don’t like my rating system. To finish off the week, i have scheduled two movies where I give them each a “four” – and while I liked this movie quite a...
View ArticleSHITFEST 2015: SNOWPIERCER (2013)
THIS ENORMOUS ENTRY SUBMITTED BY THE ENORMOUSLY TESTICLED BRIAN FROM: Snowpiercer: A Haiku-powered Journey “Train Kept A-Rollin” Train runs ‘round the world Every piece of track intact No need for...
View ArticleHALF ASS REVIEWS: MICHAEL CLAYTON AND THE AMERICAN
~THIS POST MIGHT TAKE A WHILE TO LOAD AND COULD BE CONSIDERED NSFW~ MICHAEL CLAYTON (2007) It’s Spring around here so it’s about time to start freshening up those swimming pools and getting into our...
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